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Intoxicated Man Drives Tractor With Home Made License Plate & Bitcoin Millionaire Steals 4 Loko and Destroys Restroom

A man in California was spotted by police driving a tractor trailer. Police noticed his home made old timey license plate. Instead of California is said Califas, which is slang for California. And the letters were wobbly. He was pulled over and had meth visible. He had no driver’s license and a warrant for his arrest. He was arrested. See the full story HERE

A man in Florida went to a store to buy some 4 Loko. He only had bitcoin to pay for it, which the store didn’t take. So he took the 4 Loko into the women’s bathroom to drink it. While there he yelled at the women in the restroom. When police arrive he told them he lives in Malta and has only 8.8 million dollars of Bitcoin on him. He actually lives in Palm Bay. He was arrested. See the full story HERE

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Man Tries To Fly Drugs Into Prison With Drone & Man Gets Naked At Mcdonalds, Gets Intimate With Hand Railing

A man in Nebraska wanted to get some tobacco and pot to a prison inmate. So, he put it on a drone, flew it there and it crashed nearby. It was found in February. They were able to identify the drone owner through the images, data and fingerprints found on the drone. He was arrested last week. He had previously spent 20- to 25-years in that prison. See the full story HERE

A man in Florida went into a Mcdonalds, took off all his clothes and did a pants off dance off. He did that dance with a hand railing. Apparently, it’s not his first time! He had been banned from that McDonalds previously for getting naked. He’s had several other run ins with police. He was arrested. See the full story HERE

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Drunk Man Breaks $30K Camera & Man Claims Cocaine On Nose Isn’t His

A drunk man in NYC showed up to a news event at 4am last Friday. News crews were there to cover the event and have cameras set up. He fell into the $30,000 camera, knocking it down and breaking it. He tried to run away, but he was so drunk he couldn’t run. He was arrested. See the full story HERE

2 men in Florida got pulled over for a routine traffic stop. The passenger had white powder on his nose. They tested it and it was cocaine. He claimed it wasn’t his. They searched the car and found more cocaine and other drugs. He was arrested. See the full story HERE

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Man Films Self Wrecklessly Driving, Posts To Youtube & Man Steals Chickens To Pay For Gas For BMW

A man in Utah has been caught wrecklessly driving. It’s because he filmed himself doing it, boasting about it on video then posting to his Youtube channel. Someone sent the videos to police. They reviewed 16 videos and are using them in their investigation. Police found him and arrested him. See the full story HERE

A man in China was caught stealing chickens and ducks from nearby villages in the middle of the night. He’d take them away via motorcycle then resell them. He even led the police on a chase once he was caught on tape. He admitted to the stealing and reselling and said he did it because he needed the money to pay for the gas in his BMW. He was arrested. See the full story HERE

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Car Burglar Hands Out Pure Romance Cards & Naked Chicken Thief Jumps On Moving Car To Get Away

A man in West Jordan has been breaking into cars in the middle of the night. When a resident came home late from work he saw the burglar and confronted him. The burglar gave the resident a business card and told him he was helping a friend promote her business. Several security cameras have the man leaving a card at their place. It was his cover for when cameras were around. Turns out he stole them earlier in the night from a car in the neighborhood. They were Pure Romance business cards. He hasn’t been caught yet. See the full story HERE

A Florida man visiting New York stole a car, got into a wreck and ditched his car to run away. He jumped in moving vehicles to make a quick getaway. He was found later naked in a chicken coop. Turns out he had been going around stealing chickens from different homes…among other things. He was arrested and charged with all the things. See the full story HERE

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School Principal Arrested At Strip Club On Field Trip & Neighbors Capture Lion Cub, Feed It Brats

A Louisiana Catholic school principal was a chaperone on a field trip to DC with 7th & 8th graders. In the middle of the night he snuck out to a gentlemen’s club. While there he drank a lot. Then he got beligerent. then he refused to pay his bill. Some reports say he had a dog with him. When police arrived he was standing in the middle of the street, blocking traffic, and refused to move. He was arrrested and he resigned as principal. He also resigned as a reserve Police officer. See the full story HERE

A group of neighbors in Colorado found a mountain lion cub. They took it and put it in a cage and fed it brats because they thought they were saving it. The brats made it sick. They posted on social media about it. Colorado Parks and Wildlife found out and removed it. The cat had to go to the Wet Mountain Wildlife Rehabilitation Center and will be let back into the wild. Don’t take baby animals from the wild! See the full story HERE

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Man Pours Salt In Walmart To Ward Off Evil Spirits & Man Pours Ketchup On Cheating Girlfriend

A man in Florida went into Walmart Sunday morning. He walked over to the salt, took some, poured it all over the ground and his feet. When asked what he was doing he said he was warding off the evil spirits. He was asked to leave. He did. He went to a grassy patch with trees in the parking lot and laid down. When police arrived he was just laying there. He was arrested. See the full story HERE

Another man in Florida thought his girlfriend was cheating on him. While she was sleeping he poured ketchup all over her. When police arrived he tried to deny it was him. Except he had ketchup running down his pant leg. He was arrested. It was not the first time they had a domestic dispute involving police. See the full story HERE

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Walmart Gives Family Styrofoam Covered In Icing & Woman Shoplifts, Hides In Trunk, Covers Self In Mountain Dew

A family in Texas ordered a cake for their daughter’s graduation party. When they arrived the cake order was lost. Walmart tried to make good by offering them a free pre made cake and decorated it for them. The family took home their cake but when it came time to cut it the knife wouldn’t go through. Turns out it was a display cake of styrofoam covered in icing. They went back to Walmart and were offered a gift card and an apology for the mix up. See the full story HERE

A woman in N Carolina stole some stuff from Walmart. She was caught on video so she ran outside and hid in her trunk. It must’ve been hot because she trird to cool off by pouring Mountain Dew all over herself. When officers found her she was soaked. They also found the $16 worth of stuff she stole including a bottle of wine. She was arrested. See the full story HERE

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Woman Uses Twerking As A Shoplifting Distraction & Man Calls 911 To Brag About Running From Police

2 women went to a store in Florida to steal stuff. One of the women grabbed some clothes off the rack then proceeded to twerk in front of the security camera. While the employees were distracted by the twerking her friend stole a bunch of stuff. They got away with almost $400 worth of clothes. Now, a $3,000 reward is being offered for information about the suspects. See the full story HERE

A man in Florida got pulled over. But, he fled instead of stopping. He got away and wanted to brag. So, he called 911 to show off that he hadn’t been caught. He was eventually caught because he gave his plate number to 911 and they were able to find him. Police found a cocktail of drugs in his car. When asked why he fled he just said police had no right to pull him over. He was arrested. See the full story HERE

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Man Assaults Mom With Corn & Man Swerves To Avoid Octopus That’s Not There

A 27 year old man in Florida lives with his mom. They got into an argument in the middle of the night and he handled the situation by throwing a corn cob at her. She was hurt but not seriously injured. He feld the scene but police found and arrested him. He’s been arrested 5 times and spent time in prison. See the full story HERE

A man in the UK was driving and crashed. He told police he crashed because he swerved to avoid an octopus. There was no octopus. Then he rambled on about sea life. And he pretended to read a book about hedgehogs that wasn’t there by holding his hands in book fashion. Turns out he was on lots of drugs. He was arrested. See the full story HERE 

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